Twitter Sports Rundown

The ever-talkative Donald Trump has a new nemesis, and this time it’s a fellow entrepreneur in Mark Cuban.

Trump apparently thought that Cuban’s show Shark Tank was cancelled, and sent him a demeaning letter, which Cuban read aloud on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Naturally, Trump mustered up his twitter courage and keeps giving Cuban a hard time.

I love watching dummy @mcuban promote on ok show named Shark Tank—but he is just a small part of that show.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2013

When @mcuban had his own show, The Benefactor, it totally “bombed!”

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2013

Via @espn: @dallasmavs “most likely scenario remains finishing a frustrating ninth in the West” es.pn/9fEWjz

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2013

There’s a reason @mcuban’s partners can’t stand him and on top of that, the team sucks!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2013

…Those stupid people bought @mcuban‘s company (of which he owned a piece).

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2013

.@mcuban has less TV persona thanany other person I can think of. He’s an arrogant, crude, dope who met some very stupid people…

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2013

.@realdonaldtrump Lets go on @jayleno #TonightShow and hug it out.If anyone can use a hug….

— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) March 14, 2013

I watched the last two minutes of the @dallasmavs game last night— I just loved watching them lose.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 15, 2013

. @realdonaldtrump Are you telling me I’m going to have to get a restraining order on you at some point ? & Thanks for watching .. again !

— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) March 15, 2013

So I’m going to do my best to connect Donald Trump to the sports world. The former USFL team owner owns multiple golf courses, so there’s the justification for this post.

Now onto the good stuff. Rapper Mac Miller’s most successful song is entitled ‘Donald Trump’, and it currently has over 75 million views on YouTube.

Trump has previously praised Miller’s song, but now it has apparently occurred to him that there might be some money in it for him.

Little @macmiller, you illegally used my name for your song “Donald Trump” which now has over 75 million hits.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013

Little @macmiller, I want the money not the plaque you gave me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013

And now things get personal.

Little @macmiller, I’m now going to teach you a big boy lesson about lawsuits and finance. You ungrateful dog!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013

Trump is out of his mind. He should just be grateful for the free press he’s received from the song.

See ungrateful Little @macmiller’s statement to me a year ago— youtu.be/-4imKIOV0Q8?t=… – he was kissing my ass!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013

Little @macmiller—I have more hair than you do and there’s a slight age difference.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 31, 2013

And your leading candidate for 2013 douche of the year is Donald Trump!

Many people have heaped praise onto Deadspin for their story exposing Manti Te’o as a fraud, and rightfully so.

Donald Trump, always one looking for attention, decided to send his congrats to the Deadspin duo that covered the story, only to botch one of the two authors.

Timothy Burke and Jack Dickey are the two authors of the Te’o story, and it should be noted that Dickey is an undergrad student.

Anyway, here is the classic response from Deadspin along with Trump’s original tweet:

@realdonaldtrump Go fuck yourself.

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) January 17, 2013

I almost feel badly for the intern who composed that tweet on behalf of Donald Trump.